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Rules:
1) go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answers to the questions
2) post the first definition it gives you
3) tag three people

1. Your name?
Melody:
The name of the most beautiful girl in the world.

Yah I wish...

2. Age?
19:
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)

>_> ...That would be wonderful if I were into getting drunk or drinking in general...

3. One of your friends?
Corina:
stemming from the word corinne which is one of several small, swift, elegantly formed species of antelope. These gazelles are celebrated for the luster and soft expression of their eyes. Corinas have the most beautiful eyes on the this planet. One look from a corina will stop you in your tracks.
Guy 1: Damn did you see that chicks eyes?
Guy 2: uh uh uh... uh uh uh... (trips... falls into a trash can...)

Guy 3: Yeah she must have been a Corina!!!

Well...she does have a way of grabbing people's attention and respect

4. What should you be doing right now?
Writing:
A kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
What do i want to do with my life?

I want to be writing.

That's so true it's scary...but it's true! I should be typing the stories I write.

Typing:
Something a lot of people who use the internet can't do.
Tihs is tghe wsya a lto fo poepelk typwe.

I guess that's true in a way but I can't speak for everyone so who knows?

5. Favorite Colour?
Red:
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

O_o ......That is...weird...

6. Birthplace
Farmington:
50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.
white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

I have NO idea guys, I was born there I didn't live there

7. Month of birth?
August:
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!

Sounds good to me I guess

8. Last berson you talked to?
Parent:
Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.
Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.

If I had five dollars for every time I had thought that I'd have a small fortune

9. One of your nicknames?
Mel:
a cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot.

girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with.
"man...that mel is great. she plays video games and watches football with me, yet she is still so hot! I want to be with her!"

Somewhat true, I like to hang with guys mostly because they're laid back, they have a sense of humor and I make jokes without offending anyone but I like to hang out with girls too just because I do have for girl talk like any other girl out there

10. Favorite Food?
Chocolate:
The yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.
whenever u feel down just have some chocolate it makes u feel better !!!!!